A vicar decides the outside of his church needs painting but doesnt have much money so he gets 3 quotes, he chooses the cheapest which is a third of the cost of the others.

What he doesnt know is the painter cuts corners and waters down the paint with thinner to make it go further.

The painter paints the outside and just as he finishes the rain comes down and washes the paint away, so he trys the next day sure enough as soon as he finished down comes the rain and washes the paint off.

So he tries the next date, this time he is up the ladder and almost finished when a bolt of lightening hits his ladder the rain comes pelting down and he falls of the ladder.

Lying in the rain with the ladder on top of him, he laments Oh God how am going to get this finished and a booming voice is heard.

REPAINT, REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE