At a seminar to show them how to form a loving relationship with their husbands, the women involved were asked when they last told their husband they loved them. The answers varied from last week to last year and parts in between. They were then told to take out their mobile phones and to text their husbands with the words; I love you sweetheart and then everyone had to exchange phones and see what replies came back. Here were the responses: 1 Who the hell is this? 2 Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3 Yeah and I love you too. What's up with you? 4 What now? Did you crash the car again? 5 I don't understand what you mean. 6 What the ---- did you do now? 7 You're kidding, right? 8 Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need. 9 Am I dreaming? 10 If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone is going to die. 11 I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12 Your mother is coming to stay isn't she?