Paddy was at the timber yard and accidentally shears off all of his fingers. He runs to the hospital, where the Doctor says, "give me the fingers and I"ll see what I can do." Paddy replies, "I haven"t got the fingers." The Doctor says, "what do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? We could have done microsurgery, I could have sewn them back on. Why on Earth didn't you bring the fingers?" Paddy replies, "I couldn"t pick them up!"