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@al**bear wrote:

 

 Alex Salmons local area have cancelled a 'Victory party'

 

He has not appeared at the  Aberdeenshire count, even though He was meant to turn up.

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Stop it McB, I've just cracked a rib laughing.

Looks like the end of Herr Salmond's time in the spotlight. That's wiped the smug grin from his silly face, hasn't it ?

Will he now resign (again) from the SNP in a fit of pique and high dudgeon, and retire to his bunker on some remote island in the Outer Hebrides, never to be seen again ?

Well one can but hope. Fingers crossed.