Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. ---------------------------------------- A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies,'Sod the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!'
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.