Judy, my wife's best friend got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, passed away.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the Vicar prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
I leaned over and quietly asked my wife ....
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband darling?"
My wife replied, "I think he means her legs,
Ronny dear . . .her legs."
