Elections Ontario has an open mind when it comes to registering names for new political parties, but it drew the line at one eye-popping request.

According to its 2012/13 annual report, the most recent available, Chief Electoral Officer Greg Essensa refused to put a check mark beside the request for a Masturbators Political Party of Ontario, or as it would have been known in its abbreviated form, Masturbators.

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