I get copy and paste on Quick reply ok.. The District Judge had given Tommy a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time he'd been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten Euros costs.

"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as Tommy turned to go.

"I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said Tommy.

"And why not?"

"Because I'm the barman at your pub!"