Yvonne, you left one of the windows open and Boogie the Bar cat got out and peed on the lady next door's petunias! X-(

The bread you nicked was for Harry's mule and she is now gunning for you. (Well she ain't but will be when I accidentally let it slip!). :^O

BTW. Can you have a word with your superiors about the sandwiches Morrisons sell? I bought a pack of prawn & mayonaise the other day and it took an age to find a @@@@@@@ way to open it! X-(

In the end I stabbed it with a pen! Do something please! :^O

See you later :-x