40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. "Dude! I've got 40 gypsies out here. Can I let them in?'
God says "We're a bit overstocked on gypsies mate and you know how much trouble we get with ones we already have ...... Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most honest, reliable and trustworthy and I will let just those 12 in."
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone", he tells God.
"What?" says God, "All 40 of them?"
"No!" shouts Peter........ the bloody gates!"
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
