Hi. Nice of you to pop in.

Yes, card payments are fine ~ credit cards though ~ not birthday cards 🙂

Be right with you...

One Rum & Coke 🙂

Haven't seen you in here before.

Hope you stick around 😄

it my clubcard:^O

thought i had my visa one with me but i might be able to run up a tab with you 😉

We do a nice sideline in hats.

Here's one I made earlier 🙂

it my clubcard:^O thought i had my visa one with me but i might be able to run up a tab with you 😉

Good grief! Run up a tab already? :_|

Yeah, okay then...:^O

Thanks, i was so thirsty after my walk.

i was just browsing and hope to stick around if allowed.

I am well behaved and know how to hold my drink.

Will not get into fights or anything but like a good debate.

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I will pay my debts tomorrow, promise.

Can I have a refill please?

Thanks, i was so thirsty after my walk.

Well you've come to the right place to quench your thirst. Most who come in here are as ****** as a newt before they get in 😮

i was just browsing and hope to stick around if allowed. I am well behaved and know how to hold my drink. Will not get into fights or anything but like a good debate.

You sound okay. But the first sign of trouble and we call for Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard. :^O

Thanks for the warm welcome.

You're very kind. Stick around ~ join in or start something. Debate-wise, I mean ~ not a fight! :O:^O

I will pay my debts tomorrow, promise. Can I have a refill please?

Jeeez! This one could up the profits! :^O

Be right back!

One Rum & Coke ~ on the tab :_|

Haven't seen real money since this joint opened! 😞

:^O

Is Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard around?

Told he was a right catch 😉

Is he up for buying "ladies" a drink ?:|

Is Dirty Harry ~ the Bouncer and Security Guard around? Told he was a right catch 😉 Is he up for buying "ladies" a drink ?:|

Sorry to disappoint you. Dirty Harry is female 😄

She is armed and dangerous.

*a pussy cat really*

:^O

*but don't tell her I said so* 😮

Haven't seen real money since this joint opened! 😞

Oh dear!   Really, Bill? :_|

How about this then?

Had a little win on the gee gees! :^O

Drinks on the house...hic! 😮

:^O

in tears now :_|

will toddle off now.

Will call in to pay debt and eye up any talent you have around tomorrow,

Charlie 😮

Did I ever tell you I think you are wonderful? :-x

Can I have some of your winnings? 😄

What can I get you to drink?

in tears now :_| will toddle off now. Will call in to pay debt and eye up any talent you have around tomorrow,

Don't cry ~ let me do that. Nobody pays around here anymore 😞

Okay, see you tomorrow. Thanks for coming in...:-)

Can I have some of your winnings? 😄

You'd better had since the bar's making no profits :O:^O

I'll have the usual G&T please.

And what would you like to drink? :^O

Your G & T Charlie :-x

May I have a vodka & orange please?

Hi guys :-x

Is the bar open?

Well..... I've lurked outside this boozer for far too long..... about time I went in.....

Hi Bill Hi Charlie Girl..... How are ya both?..... 🙂 Long time no see..... Was told about this place by Dirty Undies (Sorry, Dirty Harry's) Cousin "Clean Harry" the soap seller.

He said it was a good place to be in if you didn't like good places to be in..... :^O.....

See you have a lot of sawdust on the floor, thats very traditional..... What's that you say? O'h the sawdust on the floor was last nights furniture was it !!!!! :O..... Ok I understand mate. Rough night e'h?

Well, as I'm here might as well have a pint e'h? Banks's Bitter please Bill..... O'h and will you put it on my bill Bill, and at the end of the night I will pay you at the till Bill.

I thank you.....

Kindest Regards.....

Ollie.