Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'


A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It 
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's 
perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.