Daddy's car in the woods

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went
back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her
take off her shirt..Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see
the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the
oil rigs.'

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the
whole story before you interrupt!
 
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.