A woman went into a bar and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a 
table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet.

The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, ma'am, why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody 
ever paid me for my services before."

She told him, "Don't be flattered ....just take the money and buy 
yourself some boots that fit!"