A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip 
of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency 
room doctor asked her. 

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting 
off your finger?' 

'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & 
then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants..... 

I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 

'So then?' asked the doctor. 

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000..00 
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 

'So then?' 

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a 
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the 
trigger.