Daily timeboxed Scrum meeting:

During the meeting, each team member answers three questions:

• SM: "What have you done since yesterday?"
• Fred: "I mostly played football in the car park and chatted up the receptionist because I'm waiting for Joe to finish project X
• SM: "What are you planning to do today?"
• Fred: "Probably the same, I reckon I'm in with a chance of pulling that receptionist"
• Any impediments/stumbling blocks? Any impediment/stumbling block identified in this meeting is documented by the Scrum Master and worked towards resolution outside of this meeting. No detailed discussions shall happen in this meeting.
• SM: "Fred, chatting up the receptionist is not part of your remit, pull your finger out and go empty the office bins or something"
• Fred: "I don't have the relevant training qualification for that task"
• SM: "Fred, you can spend the day on CS duty"
• Fred: "Noooooooooooooo!"