We had a candle like that.

It would "sing" Happy Birthday when it was lit.

We used it for many years on all of the birthday cakes in the family.

Sort of like a quirky tradition.

No birthday celebration was complete without the candle.

Over the years, it started to malfunction and it would just sing at all random times.

Well, March being Birthday Month in the Crikey family, we gave that candle a real workout and it was left sort of around the place in various spots in between birthdays (5 in 10 days)

rarely singing on cue

but randomly singing throughout the day.

The Crikey K9 ATE THE BLOODY CANDLE!

I reckon I'd damn near wet my pants if it turned itself on inside the dog!

stoopid rat dog **bleep** LOLOLOL