My wife found out about my girlfriend and had us all sit down together.
My wife said, "Right, you have a decision. It's either me, or this **bleep**."
I turned to my girlfriend and said, "You know I have to make this decision, but I'll let you choose the country we run away to."
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
