I was driving my lorry back to the UK from France when I was stopped by a customs officer.
"Are you carrying anything on board that you shouldn't be?" he asked.
"No," I replied.
"Right," he said, "So you don't have any cigarettes?"
"No," I replied again, as he opened the shutter.
"What about these?" he said, smiling at me.
"I'm not sure," I replied, staring at the 120 illegal immigrants in the back, "Do any of you have cigarettes?"
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
