Dear OP.

Thank you for taking the time - and trouble - to register, and to log in here. You have made my day by giving me the best laugh I've had in ages - despite splattering my monitor with coffee - and I do hope you will persevere and return to these hallowed boards.

Please look on your ebay chat forum experience as you would a boil on your bottom. A bit of an annoyance initially, but after a while you get used to it.

Sincerely,

An Admirer (From afar).