PS. As for that mistake of yours up there ^^^ *bozo* :^O Charmin' :^O Erm? ....before you  start on me, kindly take a look at how you spelt dictionary ^^^ there....:-p What a twerp!:^O

dictioary 😮

X-( When we dance together on Christmas Eve I will tread on your toe X-(

Have I done that before somewhere? 😄

Okay - you're not a bozo :-x

Not making it up though   look at these...   http://www.rhs.org.uk/Gardens/News/Snow-and-heavy-ice-in-gardens

http://www.landscapejuicenetwork.com/forum/topics/removing-snow-from-shrubs-and

*is helpful*

Thank you, Charlie. That was good of you. I will remember that in future. :-x

I'll stay ........but only if the satsumas don't make an appearance...:_|:^O

They will be popping up soon 😮 You will love them.

:_|

No I won't! :_|

Router's going off-line if just one appears....OK?:^O

You're clearing out stuff too? .:^O..and in this weather! :_|

No Charlie darling - it was a joke :_|

Yeah, I guessed as much, Bill darling B-)

couldn't see you doing any work over the holiday.....:O:^O

Hope she sobers up first 😮 Yes, have seen some earlier ones she put on. It will be interesting to see them with a new cameraaaaaa :

:^O I wonder if she'll remember putting that post on.....bless!

When we dance together on Christmas Eve I will tread on your toe

Two left feet have we, darling? 😐

Now,  who is a good dancer?....ah yes, Pattriickk! :^O

Have I done that before somewhere?

Yep, you wretch as you very well know....but I forgave you because you did it so charmingly ....in yer Doc Martens you bozo! X-(

Okay - you're not a bozo :-x

Ta! :-x:^O

I'll stay ........but only if the satsumas don't make an appearance...

They will be popping up soon You will love them.

No I won't!  :_| Router's going off-line if just one appears....OK? :^O

Charlie - stop what you're doing and listen to me. I've been bumping these satsumas up for weeks 😮 But when you see them it will now probably be a disappointment :_| This is making it worse, isn't it? :^O

You may have even seen some done the same way - Oh gawd - nothing looks right :^O Will try again later 😄

You're clearing out stuff too? .:^O..and in this weather! :_|

No Charlie darling - it was a joke :_|

Yeah, I guessed as much, Bill darling B-)

*faints* 😮

Charlie? You called me 'darling' - I will never be the same again 😮 You are so gorgeous when you say that to me. Say it some more tonight - pleeeeese? I want you to, but only if you mean it :-x

Erm, where was I? Oh yes...

Hope she sobers up first Yes, have seen some earlier ones she put on. It will be interesting to see them with a new cameraaaaaa :

:^O   I wonder if she'll remember putting that post on.....bless!

:^O

The first thing she'll do is start a new thread asking if there's a way she can self-report a post :^O

PS. Don't forget more 'darlings' please :-x 😄

When we dance together on Christmas Eve I will tread on your toe

Two left feet have we, darling? Now,  who is a good dancer?....ah yes, Pattriickk!

And again 😮 That's so lovely, darling.:-x It makes me want you more 😮 😄

*kicks Patrick's feet from underneath him* X-(

I am jealous 😞  You call me darling and then in the same breath you mention him ^^^ see above :^O

Have I done that before somewhere?

Yep, you wretch as you very well know....but I forgave you because you did it so charmingly ....in yer Doc Martens you bozo! X-(

Could you make that a darling bozo please Charlie? :-x

*Oh isn't she adorable*  yes 😄

Okay - you're not a bozo

Ta! :-x:^O

Charlie? Can I kiss you? 🙂

Charlie - stop what you're doing and listen to me. I've been bumping these satsumas up for weeks 😮 But when you see them it will now probably be a disappointment :_| This is making it worse, isn't it?

:^O:^O:^O

Yes....but it is soooo funny...... ! :^O

You may have even seen some done the same way - Oh gawd - nothing looks right :^O Will try again later 😄

Bill- stop digging! :^O:^O

Yeah, I guessed as much, Bill darling B-)

*faints* 😮

Charlie? You called me 'darling' - I will never be the same again 😮 You are so gorgeous when you say that to me. Say it some more tonight - pleeeeese? I want you to, but only if you mean it :-x

Doin' me best, darling! :^O :-x

The first thing she'll do is start a new thread asking if there's a way she can self-report a post :^O

No, she'll be fine!

PS. Don't forget more 'darlings' please :

See above! :^O

*kicks Patrick's feet from underneath him* X-(

I am jealous 😞  You call me darling and then in the same breath you mention him ^^^ see above :^O

Well, you have to dance as well as he does in that video - can you? :O:^O

Have I done that before somewhere?

Yep, you wretch as you very well know....but I forgave you because you did it so charmingly ....in yer Doc Martens you bozo! X-(

Could you make that a darling bozo please Charlie? :-x

see below! :^O

Charlie? Can I kiss you? 🙂

Not until I see how well you can dance......:O.

you darling bozo! B-):^O

Charlie - stop what you're doing and listen to me. I've been bumping these satsumas up for weeks But when you see them it will now probably be a disappointment  :_|  This is making it worse, isn't it?

:^O:^O:^O

Yes....but it is soooo funny...... ! :^O

:^O But I want to be serious about them. :^O I can't now :^O You've totally wrecked me! :_| You are wicked, Charlie. 😄

You may have even seen some done the same way - Oh gawd - nothing looks right  :^O  Will try again later 😄

Bill- stop digging! :^O:^O

You are in your glory, aren't you, Charlie? X-(

Charlie? You called me 'darling' - I will never be the same again You are so gorgeous when you say that to me. Say it some more tonight - pleeeeese? I want you to, but only if you mean it

Doin' me best, darling! :^O :-x

Charlie - that is so sexy. Do you realise that? I love it coming from you. :-x

The first thing she'll do is start a new thread asking if there's a way she can self-report a post

No, she'll be fine!

Yes darling - I know she will. That was a joke too :_| :^O

*give me strength* :^O

PS. Don't forget more 'darlings' please

See above! :^O

:^O:^O You is rotten! (darling) 😄

kicks Patrick's feet from underneath him* X-( I am jealous  😞 You call me darling and then in the same breath you mention him ^^^ see above :^O

Well, you have to dance as well as he does in that video - can you? :O:^O

No, I can't, but I can do the Watusi 😄 Would you Watusi with me, Charlie? 😮 😄

Have I done that before somewhere?

Yep, you wretch as you very well know....but I forgave you because you did it so charmingly ....in yer Doc Martens you bozo! X-(

Oh how charming 😮 Darling one minute - bozo the next. I will have an identity crisis soon 😞

But if I took you by the hand and pulled you close to me to kiss your lips, it would make me feel better again...:-)

Charlie? Can I kiss you?

Not until I see how well you can dance.......:O

you darling bozo!B-):^O

My darling Charlie - in all seriousness you are so wonderful. :-x  You truly are...

:^O But I want to be serious about them. :^O I can't now :^O You've totally wrecked me! :_| You are wicked, Charlie.

Good........didn't want to see'em anyway! 😛

....as I pointed out earlier....!:^O

You are in your glory, aren't you, Charlie? X-(

Can't tell a lie :^O.......it's made my day! :-x

The first thing she'll do is start a new thread asking if there's a way she can self-report a post

No, she'll be fine!

Yes darling - I know she will. That was a joke too :_| :^O

Yes. I know too:-p

You don't have the monopoly on jokes y'know...! 😄

*give me strength* :^O

😮  Do you need some more brandy, pet? 😄

No, I can't, but I can do the Watusi 😄 Would you Watusi with me, Charlie?

The Watusi!? 😮  and you laughed at me for playing  Agadoo :_| you wretch! :^O

No, the Watusi is definitely out, not an option,  a no-no............. OK!? :^O

Oh how charming 😮 Darling one minute - bozo the next. I will have an identity crisis soon 😞

:^O You started it..................darling! Is that better.......?! :^O

But if I took you by the hand and pulled you close to me to kiss your lips, it would make me feel better again...:-)

Ok.....Mwaah! my sweet! :-x

Better......?B-)

My darling Charlie - in all seriousness you are so wonderful. :-x  You truly are...

That's lovely  to hear, pet but........I still don't know if you can dance just a little!  😞

But I want to be serious about them. I can't now :^O You've totally wrecked me! You are wicked, Charlie.

Good........didn't want to see'em anyway! .:-p...as I pointed out earlier....!:^O

I do believe you mean that 😮  Okay, I'll show them off on Facebook 😛

That means I will have to explain to the Aussies that a satsuma is not a Japanese sports car 😞 I took the photos especially for you too, Charlie. You might have even wanted them in your fruit bowl - very festive...

You are in your glory, aren't you, Charlie?  X-(

Can't tell a lie .:^O......it's made my day! :-x

Well as long as you're happy - that's all that matters :-x

*borrows Harry's guns to shoot me and now she's talking like her* :_|

But making your day, Charlie, has always been my privilige - at least while we are together on here. How can I make it up to you, darling?

No, she'll be fine!

Yes darling - I know she will. That was a joke too

Yes, I know too You don't have the monopoly on jokes y'know...! 😄

I adore you like this. When we make up it will be sooo much fun 😄  *Mwaaah*

*give me strength*

Do you need some more brandy, pet?

I'd love one, darling.

Do you fancy anything? 🙂

I do believe you mean that :O  Okay, I'll show them off on Facebook 😛

That means I will have to explain to the Aussies that a satsuma is not a Japanese sports car 😞 I took the photos especially for you too, Charlie. You might have even wanted them in your fruit bowl - very festive...

Well, now you're making me feel guilty - as of course you intend! 😄

Go on then *sigh* ....post the picture .......big kid! :^O

Well as long as you're happy - that's all that matters :

Well, of course........now you're learning! :-x

*borrows Harry's guns to shoot me and now she's talking like her*

:^O

Do you need some more brandy, pet?

I'd love one, darling.

OK -

Do you fancy anything? 🙂

...hmm! :^O

A double G and T please, darling .B-):-D

No, I can't, but I can do the Watusi 😄  Would you Watusi with me, Charlie?

The Watusi!?  😮 and you laughed at me for playing  Agadoo :_|  you wretch! :^O

I'm reading between the lines, Charlie. You want to know what I'm like on the floor 😮 :^O *vixen!* :^O :-x

No, the Watusi is definitely out, not an option,  a no-no............. OK!? :^O

Bosanova? Funky Chicken? KFC? *All A & E fodder* :^O

Oh how charming Darling one minute - bozo the next. I will have an identity crisis soon

You started it..................darling! Is that better.......?! :^O

Oh yes, Charlie - it's like I've known you all my life - and I wish I had. Every morning - afterwards - 😮 I'd bring your breakfast up to you on a silver tray. A single red rose would lie alongside your strawberries.And one by one I would pop them into your mouth...

More next time...

But if I took you by the hand and pulled you close to me to kiss your lips, it would make me feel better again...

Ok.....Mwaah! my sweet! :-x

Better......? B-)

You could never know just how much, Charlie :-x  You are one in a million. I would give my right left arm to be by your side right at this moment :-x

My darling Charlie - in all seriousness you are so wonderful.   You truly are...

That's lovely  to hear, pet but........I still don't know if you can dance just a little! 😞

Yes I can - just a little. It would be enough to get me close to you. That's what I want...:-x

One double G & T for the lovely Charlie...:-x

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That means I will have to explain to the Aussies that a satsuma is not a Japanese sports car 😞   I took the photos especially for you too, Charlie. You might have even wanted them in your fruit bowl - very festive...

Well, now you're making me feel guilty - as of course you intend! 😄

Yes - don't we know each other well? :^O

Go on then *sigh* ....post the picture .......big kid! :^O

I knew you'd let me 😄  It's because deep down inside you really like me. 😄

Well as long as you're happy - that's all that matters

Well, of course........now you're learning! :-x

It's nice Charlie, I like it when I've made you happy. You make me happy too, you know - from the day you strolled into the BT. It was dark but you lit up the thread. Your Manner took my breath away - you are the magical one 🙂

Thanks for the brandy, darling....:-x

Do you fancy anything?

...hmm! :^O

Stoppit! You turn me on when you do that. 🙂  Just keep doing it :^O

No, the Watusi is definitely out, not an option,  a no-no............. OK!?

Bosanova? Funky Chicken? KFC? *All A & E fodder*

Nope ....you're definitely on your own with that^^^lot! :^O  So, just waltzing is not an option then.?......what a pity, I'm an ace waltzer! :^O

Oh yes, Charlie - it's like I've known you all my life - and I wish I had. Every morning - afterwards - 😮 I'd bring your breakfast up to you on a silver tray. A single red rose would lie alongside your strawberries.And one by one I would pop them into your mouth...

Sounds lovely, Bill *sighs* :^O...and dead romantic........until you want your breakfast........:O

you've definitely been watching far too many movies......:^O  but it's nice to dream isn't it! :-x

Charlie, the satsuma pictures seem like a damp squib now. I have bumped them up so much, but it's only something I've done with them every Christmas for the past ten years or so.

Just a little addition to make them look more Christmassy - you may have seen it done already anyway. I got the idea from a magazine...

Just a dusting of icing sugar on them - gives a snowy look 🙂

Hi you two, (knocking politely and poking head round the door ) sorry to butt in, just logged in to give charlie the info, film was Brothers with Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maquire, (dont mention if you like either of those 2 guys or Bill might not like it 😛 )  and well worth watching in my humble opinion. (sneaks back out)