When we dance together on Christmas Eve I will tread on your toe

Two left feet have we, darling? 😐

Now,  who is a good dancer?....ah yes, Pattriickk! :^O

Have I done that before somewhere?

Yep, you wretch as you very well know....but I forgave you because you did it so charmingly ....in yer Doc Martens you bozo! X-(

Okay - you're not a bozo :-x

Ta! :-x:^O