Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts, "Oi, driver! You're losing your load!" 
Driver replies, "clear off!"
5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!"
Driver again replies, "clear off!"
5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking! Honestly, you are losing your load!"
Driver then shouts, "Will you go away you thick Irish nut, I'm gritting!

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.