Talking of which, a caring husband remembered his wife's birthday.

"Darling, what do you want for your birthday?"

"Oh, how I'd love to be six, again."  She replied, and gave the matter no more thought.  Her husband did though.

On her birthday, she woke to find red paper heats strewn around the house and scores of balloons all over the place.  She laughed in glee as he insisted on making her breakfast in bed, and then took her to a safari park followed by a slap up meal with jelly and ice cream for tea, candyfloss, a box of Celebrations chocolates, a fun fair.  In the end, she was so bloated she could barely get into bed.  

"What an incredible day."  She said as she drifted off to sleep.

"Well Darling, what did it feel like, being six all over again?"

She looked at him quisically, shook her head and said.

"You adorable, lovable fool.  When I spoke of being six, I was referring to my SIZE!"