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04-01-2014 8:14 AM
An ex-convict with a violent temper gets a job as a maintainence man in a zoo . While repairing the fish tank a few fish bit his ankles . He smashed them with his hammer in retaliation. He quickly threw them to the lions so he wouldn't get caught . His next job was repairing the chimpanzee cage . The chimps played hell with him until he turned on them with his hammer . Again he threw the dead chimps to the lions . His last job was making a new hive for the bees but they stung him badly . He smashed the bees into a pulp with his hammer and again threw them to the lions .
The next day a new lion arrived at the zoo. He asked the other lions what the food was like . One lion said that it's getting better - yesterday we had fish , chimps and mushy bees !