*types really slow*

Well, I think you have been as I've been at least 2 posts in front all night.........

In a word, Charlie - you ain't :^O

That cat - I have a fellow feeling for him - he and I get the bloomin' blame for everything on here

He is NOT 'that cat' - his name is 'Boots'.  X-(:^O   And stop whining :^O

You wretch!  :^O I like that!

I knew you would, darling :-x  Thinks about a nice hug and gives her one...

You can moan and whinge on here all night ....and then when I say I have a fellow feelin' fer BOOTS I'M whining! Wasn't anyway........:-p

I know, sweetheart - it's silly ole me teasing you. I do that because it's so nice when we make up after :-x

I  think all pets should be microchipped by law - would save an awful lot of grief!

It would. But useful laws are not on top of the list - we wait an eternity for those. It's not just the dogs that are 'barking'...