When I saw the word 'Maserati' I knew instantly who the idiot was that it was you. Great fun Charlie

Glad you thought so - as I suspected your Ironing Board one was to get the ladies Pffting all over the place! So, I thought,  something a bit different ...just couldn't resist..........:^O

Loved it, Charlie - nothing better than irate women Pffting all over the place - great fun :^O

You gave an ironing board to Choosy!?!   Coo.... you deserve the VC - Victory over Choosy! It won't last though - she's brilliant at having the last word!

Really? Well I'm ahead at the mo :^O