She said to me earlier, "Next time we go down town, remind me to pick up a big cardboard box from the skip behind PC World."

"What's that for?" says I all innocent like.

"I need to pack a load of toys for #1 son, his wife and kids so we can post it down to them." she says.

"When are we going down to buy the presents" I ask.

She replied, "I've already bought them."

That's when I looked at herall strange like.

"What is it?" she asked.

"If you have already bought the presents, why didn't you just put them in the box and give them to #1 son when he was here last week?"

Her answer ........ "I forgot"

Daft as a box of wet frogs.