1. I am a musician who never quite made the big time, but was support musician to many big stars.

2. I am a black belt in Aikido and was an instructor who ran a successful martial arts club.

3. I used to extensively collect music on vinyl. 

4. I snogged Millie (My Boy Lollipop) when I was 13.

5. I was British National Aikido Champion twice in the 70's.