1. I once had an audition for the Royal Ballet and one of the judges for want of a better word was Dame Margot Fonteyn.

2. I made a sandwich for Danny la Rue when I worked in a hotel.

3. My body is too short for my weight.

4. I know where the stop **bleep** is in my house (when no one else does)

5. One of my ancestors was a prisoner of war from the Spanish Armada, apparantly.