It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Jack a visiting British sailor had a date with Peggy Sue. 


He arrived at her house and rang the bell.


'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Jack in.


'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink, a beer perhaps?'


'Beer please,' Jack said. Mum brought the beer.


'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight? she asked.


'Oh probably go to a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat or maybe take a walk on the beach...'


'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him.


'Really?' Jack replied; eyebrows raised.


'Oh yes,' mother continued. 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!'


'Is that so?' asked Jack, incredulous. 'Yes,' said the mother, 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'


'Well, thanks for the tip!' Jack said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening!


A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Jack.


'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.


Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.


'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.


'The dance is called the Bloody Twist!'

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.