A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.



The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"



The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."



The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"



The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" 



The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."



The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" 



The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."



The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"



The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"



The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" 



The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."