On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on the bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!) :^O

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.) :^O

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Hmmmm, now I'm curious) :^O