A Scouser tells the barman that he's looking for a job and asks if he has heard of anything going. The barman tells him that he is in luck.

A local millionaire has just been in looking for a chauffeur. The job pays £60K p.a. for a 30 hour working week with duties comprised mostly of ferrying the millionaire's nymphomaniac supermodel around between shoots and seeing that her every need is catered for.

"You're taking the @@@@!" exclaims the Scouser.

"Well, you started it!" replied the barman. :^O