A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes. The Asylum seeker says "I'm hungry." (POW) a hug banquet appears! He then says "Now I want a nice house." (POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears. He then says"I want to be British." (POW) everything vanishes! He asks "Where has everything gone?" the fairy says "You're British now mate, you're Entitled to nothing.

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.