Smooching.....

(Hey, everybody!  Let's get this thread going again!  You want to let it just sit here and fade away?  You want an American to have the (shudder) last word?  And an American slang term to boot!   No,no, no, you do not want that.  SO START POSTING!!!  You want I should call the CPR Squad?  Or FEMA, or something?????