Man walks into his local bar, Just inside the door, there is a very fat girl dancing on a table,
He watches for a while and as he passes he says :"Fantastic legs",
The girl stops dancing , smiles and says "do you really think so?"
He says "Absolutely, any other table would have collapsed by now!!"
......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.
