I`ll give you 50p a metre for it ....................thats cheap .

or maybe it will make a sarong

Sarong in this weather ,it's a mac and wellies you need

Oo, it would be lovely if the weather was nice enough to wear a sarong,:-D but, well, wellies at the ready and brollies too..:O

The sun is actually out here maybe we could open the beer garden up today ????

Ooo, that's a good idea, and I will water the flowers in the tubs. 😄

Fairy, the men ususally do that when they`ve had a few................

Yes phizz but they usually miss the flowers and water their feet B-):^O

OK it's friday so pour me a large white wine, anyone for darts ???

Haven`t had a game for ages (or played darts  !! )  I`m used to a Newark board , anyone else?  Thats the one with no trebles, We play a mans game up here , (or are masochists ) take your pick , or darts.

yay,,,,,triple 19....

single 3

tops...

oh...........newark......:_|

*goes to club instead >>>>>>>

Come back here shms I'll give you a game of bar skittles instead:-p

well well well...someones been working hard.....hardly recognise the place...looking good..the baize on the pool table has even been recovered!!....

*bags of 50ps from the old nags head hidden behind the sump...should keep us going

now wheres my voddy?

I`ve chucked the Newark board . Anyone willing to give me a hand out of the water butt with the replacement? ....may have to let it drain for an hour or two before we put it up

(bet you are all too young to remember doing this )

need a stiff one afterwards to aid recovery............

OMG phizz will you look at all this water you've sloshed everywhere , better get me mop out

You missed a bit in the corner there Stan..............ouch 😮 I was only sayinnng. :^O

Get a duster and help out or I'll pinch ya harder next time ;-):^O

dust, dust, dust, cough, dust....um, is that better Stan?. :^O

Phew, that's good, as me no likey them pinches..:O:^O

Awwwwwwww shucks lff I feeel guilty for nipping you now as the place looks fab, as clean as a pin :-x

A man with a mop ?

Quick, I need a stiff one !!