THE BAR IS OPEN

*b!lly* · ‎30-08-2008

hope the dartbord is well positioned EW and not above a table 😐

the_angelic_diva · ‎30-08-2008

And Dee is on my list to headhunt for being my Maitre d'.

:O

Why me?

*b!lly* · ‎30-08-2008

it's the way you walk 😐

**roofie** · ‎30-08-2008

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hope the dartbord is well positioned EW and not above a table

Depends on who's sitting at the table. ]:)

the_angelic_diva · ‎30-08-2008

it's the way you walk 😐

And how do you know how I walk?

:^O

*b!lly* · ‎30-08-2008

you know I know lots of stuff 😉

I am a good reader of people 🙂

the_angelic_diva · ‎30-08-2008

Yeah, but that not gonna show ya how I walk 😛

Unless ya have been spying on me :O:^O

electronic_workshop · ‎30-08-2008

To avoid cluttering this thread, try
http://forums.ebay.co.uk/thread.jspa?messageID=1206247370
for ew's Virtual Reality Pub 😄 Opening soon at an internet access near you !!! If I can get the staff..... :^O

electronic_workshop · ‎31-08-2008

tel*em*off,

Try reading my whole post instead of quoting part of it out of context next time :^O

**roofie** · ‎31-08-2008

Even I realised it was a joke rather than Tel having a go...:^O

electronic_workshop · ‎31-08-2008

sorry, tel and Ruth - I added a smilie though!

Any other nominations for bar staff from the Nag's for your "dream team" boozer?

Not - I hasten to add - there is anything wrong with the Nag's.... 😄

hockey*mad · ‎01-09-2008

are the staff going to dresses appropriately or not :8}

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electronic_workshop · ‎01-09-2008

I'd leave the dress code down to the staff themselves probably, choccy. A choice of colour co-ordinated body armour and strait jackets might be necessary though, together with matching steel capped boots. I guess a lot depends on who we have on the door and security - and whether they like the food and the drink :^O

hockey*mad · ‎01-09-2008

we could put aqua on door??
colour coordinated lycra armour??..
might drag in more cliental??

electronic_workshop · ‎01-09-2008

That sounds a good suggestion !

I won't be putting sauce bottles on the tables, btw. Had a bit of trouble in earlier VRDG threads when the guests got bored waiting for their food - they started squirting each other with ketchup.... :_|

Most of them kicked off their shoes and lost them, so when they went to the toilets the floor was like a skating rink.

They grabbed at the tablecloths and broke all the crockery, then they hopped around because the bits hurt their feet....

still, I guess the reason they kept coming back was because it was just like eating at home with the kids, but they didn't have to do the cooking or the washing up !

:^O

hockey*mad · ‎01-09-2008

i spent weeks cleaning up all the crockery...and where the hell did all those peas come from??..

i always wondered what the red stain on the toilet ceiling was...

electronic_workshop · ‎01-09-2008

The peas were a problem..... the bar supplies store missed the bendy straws for the cocktails, and the only shop still open was a toy shop. So I had to get some pea-shooters in. 😮 The rest, as they say, is history.

I was ok for parasols for the cocktails though - bought a job lot of umbrellas from the London Transport Lost Property shop.

You really do not want to know about the red stain on the toilet ceiling. Trust me !!!

hockey*mad · ‎01-09-2008

look have even gotten changed for it...

i saw those parasols in the lost property...be on lookout for some green things cos the fat controller was have a dig up his nose with them and putting them back in the box!...i did warn him EW will be after yr a$$ but he smiled and waved a tub od vaseline at me

he said it was a sexual aid...i asked him to elaborate
as my mind was in the gutter
he said its to spread on the bedroom door handle to stop kids coming in

i did see billy with a water pistol..maybe he put food dye in it

electronic_workshop · ‎01-09-2008

I don't reckon vaseline on the door handles would work.

There are some heavy metal grilles and shutters with matching locking reinforcement bars on offer this month at "Drugdealers 'R' Us."

They guarantee them to keep the kids out for at least three hours on Christmas Morning, and up to 5 hours on your Birthday.

Might be worth a look ?

Since you want to know, the red stain came through from one of the overnight guest B&B rooms above.
Goodness knows how, but they smuggled a controlled substance into their room - a bottle of Ribena. 😮
And YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what they did with it.
The paramedics were all used to superglue on the toilet seat, but they all said they had never seen anything as bad as that before.

electronic_workshop · ‎01-09-2008

And don't mention b!lly and the water pistol - you must have left before that time I ran out of chocolate mousse.
A couple of the girls filled it with Mace and came after me. Had to lock myself in the cold store until they all passed out after discovering the wine cellar keys.

Last time I have a Virtual Reality Dining Guest thread on Mothering Sunday again !!!