Hello Cal, we are all just fine, thank you. Hope you and yours are too. Mrs H is a bit worried about Davy, being rude to folk. And that he may get a powder barrel and be blown out of the water. Nelson.

Hiya Cal, double vodka, diet coke and tons of ice for me ta, xK

Aye Aye all! No need to worry about me on this tide, cos I had got some nice lumber in Discovery Dock and I might be buying a Canal Barge with a hiab (Looks like im going to be a ditch pike as opposed to a pitch pike) any way the shillings are a plenty ! the wenches pretty ! the ale and rum is cheap ! (Capt Wetherspoon is a nice Skipper when you get to know him) The wench in the galley keeps winking at me...... PS Mrs H older the tree , riper the fruit.Anybody on board know how to play this old fiddle? (I found it in the bilges) Does the cat like salt beef ?

Is this a pub or a shipwrecked island?

I thought the Australians were strange with their cyber meals and drinks, but this is weirder.

I'm 3 quaters through a bottle of red.


Hello again, I came over to your boards last week and posted a thread offering water in exchange for some sunshine, xK

any drinks going?

Murphy and the rats have jumped ship. They don't like salt beef. They are on the Black Pig, in the Solent. Regards Mrs H.

who's murphy?

Well I'm here - where is everyone else ?


Cal xx

Murphy's is a type of guinness Jo Jo

the old Sloop has pulled out with Chief two feathers and the powder monkeys. Myself and crew are now on board. I am in the Solent, to seek you out, Sir. Davy Jones, Stand by Sir and count your shillings, Swamper. Hornblower.

I only want a vodka - is this a play of some kind? 🙂

I need some pepsi to go with the vodka

After a long day in the Office, a man needs a cold pint! C'mon, where's me pint then? Stella do me fine.

Hi

capt'n any chicks in tonight???

any red wine open could do with one about now

Any Footie on the tv in this bar