Cal...u read my mind..lol..top me up hun....u having one?

Hello Mrs H, thank for worrying about me!went down for the 3rd time and this beautiful mermaid came to my rescue,gave me her email,bought me a drink along the river thames,got me drunk,took me home to hers, asked if i would like to have a glass of Champers under the stars and then guess what happened...................... ]:) Good old FR !!

Blimey I didnt know Cal worked here .!!
What hours do you do.?

Ron .... I will do any hours for you hun !!!

I hope the hangover is better now choccy !!


What ya having RON ???? mwah mwah


Cal xx

a pint of lager and a packet of crisps.. please.


heres mwahing at you mwah mwah (Cal)


Here ya go Ron ...... 2 pints of lager and a packet of crips !


Cal xx mwah mwah

Weeeeelllll..... Just stumbled in after a night out and what do I find? A bunch of sad people with nothing else to do. For a minute there I thought this might be fun. Bad idea. The most exciting thing I've found is a seller who actually DARED to send the item BEFORE the cheque was cleared - I broke out in a cold sweat for sure... I guess I should leave you guys to it.....

After a night out ? at 10.30 tut .. get a life.

Well i am going to sit at the bar and get drunk and have a good time today

Cal..u serve the coolest beers....just what I neded today....feeling a bit fed up...cheers mate

Hello there Davy. Mrs H. is in Dublin town. Visiting family. You know the Irish say third time lucky. Mermaids? The Crew have left a Jerrybo of Champs For the Nag's Head. Don't go pearl diving. Because England expects. Nelson.

May I have a very large glass of red wine, please????

Nettie ....... one very large glass of red wine coming up ........

Hope everyone is ok .... Nelson nice to see ya back hun !


Jo Jo .... you fell asleep at the bar !! Tut tut .. you will have to help clean up the mess now !!!

Cal xx

where do i find a clothe Cal i will wipe the mess up sorry..:-(

wel cleaned my mess up will have to sit here on my own with another red wine , I will try to drink this one .

Hey! How ya'll doin'???

Just passin' tru' & thought I'd drop in fer a quick one. A cold ale would go down good right now & in return I'll leave a bottle of the finest rum that ever past through a distillery!!



Oh! And Greetings from Newfoundland, Canada!!

hello, room for a small one? work is boring, falling asleep at desk! not sure if i need a night cap or a large vodka& red bull....maybe just a bit of company??

Yup - I'm here !!!!!!!!

Thanks for clearing up the mess Jo Jo ... I really appreciate it ....

Welcome to lambs-by-nite and moshlovinmonky ... its nice to have you both onboard !!! Especiall Lambs leaving the lambs - that was such a nice touch !!

Chat to you all soon - Cal xx

am i going insane??? i have just discovered the message board, are you people really pretending to drink??? have i missed the point? cant we all go to a real pub and get bladdered

Hello there shipmate. Lambs-by-night. Nelson can't talk properly after he's been on the Lamb's. Thank you so much. Most kind regards to you Sir. Hornblower.