Nah she dint win, I rush her, throwing her to the floor, splat, she flat out!!!

*sits waiting patiently*

the service is carp in here!!!!

Ok I'll get me own!!!

Karen

Sorry Karen

I was watching the mud wrestling 🐵

What do you want to drink?

* helps herself to a pint of lager*

*Goes and sits in corner*

*talks to herself*

I,ll have a pint of lager pls Captain

You been down the cellar with JJ nd Lindi?

LOL

Karen

Karen sorry, was just decking Lindi 🙂

What you want hun???

Ordered a pint off the Captain, still not arrived

Thanks JJ pint of lager please

Karen

*passes Karen a pint of lager*

Impatient women eh ;o)

*pint of lager for karen*

Sits down next to captain and glugs a pint of gin and tonic 🙂

Tee hee, they lining up now Karen - you did intend getting sloshed dint ya???

Can you put some clothes on please Jugs.

*begins to get seriously paranoid now*
keep asking for a drink and everyone bu**ers off!!!


*sulking now*

Karen

OOOHHH thanks went to the loo, and they are all lined up now!!!

Just how I like it!!!

Karen

Who cleans the toilets?? they are pretty grim!!

Karen

Will bring me Cif and a mop next time I call in!!

Karen

Hi folks hows you all to day?
Just nipped in for a quick D whisky cap please

Hi Cathy, hope you get served faster than I did

LOL

Karen

I'll buy Cathy, pint of whisky comimg up

Karen

Cheers Karen guess you been waiting a while then.I find its a bit slow in here at this time of day

Service is terrible, had to help meself, left the money behind the bar though!!!

Karen