Aye? We'll have to have a word with the management, get a petition sent round. Have you put in as cook then, if you're that good!

Cool thats a nice idea - you trust me to feed you then as well as play pool with you???

Aye, course. Don't pretty ladies belong in the kitchen?
*dodges the slap*

Oh my



*ouch i can feel that smarting on your ar@e*

Typical. Pay a compliment? Get a slap!

Oooh you treading on thin ice.........

As always with you! One wrong step and I'm in deep water!

Huh, I thought you had gone round the back with Plum

Been sat here playing patience, waiting for someone to pop by for a drink - thought you had all gone 🙂

Licking a bucket doesnt take that long!

You were out the back with plum, admit it, werent you?? Left me here all on me own dint ya??

I have been looking in all the other threads trying to find someone to drink with save me being alone

I'm sorry lass! Tequila, por favor! A few shots to cheer you up? Lime too.

Oooh yes please my good man 🙂

Perk you right up. Try being lonely after a few shots. You can't. You turn into a people magnet. A drunk one.

Mmm, perk me up eh, go on then, take your best shot 🙂

Nah, the point is, you take my best shot, see? No point in me drinking it.

1200 Yah yah

Ok then, i take your best shot then?? 🙂

God i need a drink - nipper got me up already - that serves me right for staying up till 3.30!!!

she knows how to make you suffer

lmao