I banged my bonce on a cupboard today :8}

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

I've got a bump and it doesn't look pretty X-(

best that I go to see Doctor Chitty? B-)

I banged my bonce on a cupboard today :8}

It hurt me more than mere words can say :_|

I've got a bump and it doesn't look pretty X-(

best that I go to see Doctor Chitty? B-)

Oh no, better wait, my own Dr's away :^O

I saw a spider the other night 😮

I saw a spider the other night 

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite 

I saw a spider the other night 😮

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 😄

I saw a spider the other night 

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 

it rolled on its back eyes full of fright 

I saw a spider the other night 😮

with eight hairy legs and teeth that bite

I whacked it hard with all my might 😄

it rolled on its back eyes full of fright

Mission accomplished it serves it right :^O

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

My only weakness is buns and choccies 

I even hide them in my sockies

my feet are big and my socks are large

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

my feet are big and my socks are large

They've got to be cause I'm in charge ;\

My only weakness is buns and choccies 😄

I even hide them in my sockies :^O

my feet are big and my socks are large

They've got to be cause I'm in charge ;\

now the choccies are under safe lockies :^O

There once was a man with blue shoes

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

He wasn't always in the know ;\

There once was a man with blue shoes

Who was always spreading bad news 😮

his friends decided to show

He wasn't always in the know ;\

now they spread the news they choose

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

into my garden I will go

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom :-x

into my garden I will go

With my spade and garden hoe 😄

Wow, it's weekend and now is June

When all the lovely flowers are in bloom 

into my garden I will go

With my spade and garden hoe 

i hope the worms don't bite 😛

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

so everyone please join in

Don't you think we're rather queer :^O

Coming on here just to peer 😄

so everyone please join in

And if you like you can try to sing ;\