Where have all our playmates gone

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

says she wearing a great big smirk

Sorry Fairy:_|

:^O

Where have all our playmates gone

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

says she wearing a great big smirk

and their wages will weigh a ton

There once was a man called Joe

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

when he showed them his wiggle

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

when he showed them his wiggle

and they all rushed to see the show

One day in the middle of May

A nice red star Phizz has got

buying and selling a good lot

I wish happy days

in so many ways

and fun here never to be forgot

One day in the middle of May

One day in the middle of May

on a bright and sunny day

One day in the middle of May

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

one day in the middle of may

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

with only one clown

one day in the middle of may

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

with only one clown

and he had all the maidens away ..........]:)

Remember the time when l bought a canoe 

the one stuck together with coloured leaf glue

well l sold it on ebay to a very nice man

who told me he needs it to make a new pram 

a bargin l told him at thirteen pound two

it cost me ten times that, l bought it brand new

The moral of this poem is now plain to see 

don't sell stuff on ebay ,just give it away free

the reason l say this is not cause l'm blue

but l wanted a profit not thirteen pound two

:^O Very well thought out. :^O

Would you like to start a new first line Shms or Spawnjohn?, who ever gets here firsy!.:-x

on top of an enormous christmas tree 😛

😄

on top of an enormous christmas tree

we saw our very quiet, and little Fairy

on top of an enormous christmas tree

we saw our very quiet, and little Fairy

who had eaten all the choccy ornaments :^O

Whilst walking down the road one day

some friends of mine came my way

They smiled and waved such cheery folk

Whilst walking down the road one day

some friends of mine came my way

They smiled and waved such cheery folk

but one was showing such a big sulk