across your mouth so I can escape in a hurry 

The dentist said' sit in the chair'


"go on sit down it's not a dare"


we'll build a bridge don't you worry


across your mouth so i can escape in a hurry


along with your rotten teeth that's fair.


 


 


 


 

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:^O good one


 


Would you like to add a first line please Barbara?.:-D

Great poem there Spawnjohn 😄 :-x

When the Gypsies came to town

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When the Gypsies came to town


on their horse all coloured brown



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

When the gypsies came to town


on their horse all coloured brown


The townsfolk gave a cheery wave

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When the gypsies came to town


on their horse all coloured brown


The townsfolk gave a cheery wave


and then retreated to their cave



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

When the gypsies came to town


on their horse all coloured brown


the townsfolk gave a cheery wave


and then retreated to their cave


where they kept their head down.


 


 


Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age :^O

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Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age 


when some children bring so much rage

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age


when some children bring so much rage


they find it so hard to pay more attention

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Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age


when some children bring so much rage


they find it so hard to pay more attention


of that we have all heard a mention

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age


when some children bring so much rage


they find it so hard to pay more attention


of that we have all heard a mention


it's time to give them some more detention


 


 


eBay is the place to be

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eBay is the place to be


where many are happy

eBay is the place to be


where many are happy


But some things are crappy

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eBay is the place to be


where many are happy


But some things are crappy


and some get a pink slappy

eBay is the place to be


where many are happy


but some things are crappy


and some get a pink slappy


and end up with a sore behind


 


 


Where have all our playmates gone :O;-)

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Where have all our playmates gone 


we are looking, but there are none

Where have all our playmates gone 


we are looking, but there are none


alas they all have gone to work



“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

Where have all our playmates gone 


we are looking, but there are none


alas they all have gone to work


at the nice bakery of Mr Kirk