Re: Book titles - any more ideas?

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Knighted by the Queen By Neil Downn

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Working Out At The Sports Centre By Jim Nasium

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

No Places To Hide by I. C. Yew

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

What Ever Are You Thinking About By Penny Foryourthoughts

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Don't Wait Up For Anyone Going Out By C. U. Laytur

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Making Use Of Partially Decomposed Vegetation By Pete Land

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Wishing You Had Many Friends By Billy Nomaytes

littleme61_6 · ‎13-06-2017

Too Much Rain Caused A Lot Of Damage By Adam Flooded

lindum-49 · ‎13-06-2017

Never Too Sure On Historic Quotations By Hugh Saidthat

.......well done littleme..........more into the pot, your s t e a m i n g..............

Once a King, always a King, once a Knights enough!......hic

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎13-06-2017

It's The Way I Tell Them By R Tobesure

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎14-06-2017

Another Day, Another Dollar! By Sterling Needed

.........Surreyshire full of birdsong this morning.........and the distant roar of the M25!

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎14-06-2017

Keeping Up With Me, Not The Jones's By Ivor Neukarr

........it's my cars 4th birthday today............and someone on Saturday in Tesco's hit my rear bumper, enough to notice......grrrrrrrrr

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎14-06-2017

Blood Tests For The Elderly - While You Wait By Gerry Atrick

......and I thought the notice in the surgery just now was a joke!.........

Retired Surrey Fellow!

littleme61_6 · ‎14-06-2017

What Did He Do After A Hard Days Work - Betty Slept

'' Oo, I was on a roll yesterday, my brain got in top gear Lindum.

Happy 4th Birthday to your car.

At least it had a Birthday Bump. Well, hope not too serious.

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Finally Reached The Planned Destination By Cliff Topps

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Cursing Is Not At All Needed By Buddy Ell

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Deciding On Which Lamp To Choose By Stan Dard

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Beautiful Scents From Many Roses By Petal Aroma

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Settling Up With Recent Purchases By Bill Reddee

littleme61_6 · ‎18-06-2017

Not Happy With The Appearance Of Cooked Meats By Graham Badd