@rose2008-2008 wrote:Ohhh im sorry hun,,your like me then i cant drink alcohol now for medical reasons,, and it now reacts badly to me anyway. I like my cup of tea best!.
SPIT
Pork Luncheon Meat (OR SPAM i think)
No need to be sorry Rose - no offence taken. Despite the medical ban on everything with alcohol in it I've never really wanted to consume anything containing alcohol anyway, so it doesn't really bother me. I usually end up having the last laugh as the last guy standing if I go out with a group of people who like a drink, and then I get to refresh their memories the following day with the accounts of all the stupid things they said and did whilst drunk! There was one guy I knew once who thought he could pull any woman he wanted, and on this particular occasion he'd had a few too many to say the least. He said something about "That tall brunette looks interesting - I'll have her in bed by the end of the night..." And with that he made his way over to the other side of the bar with his "ready to pull" look on his face and squeezed her bum hard, only for the lady to turn round and say in a rather deep voice "Take your hands of my **** honey!" The "woman" he'd had his eye on was a bloke in drag! He got most irate about that the next day when we ribbed him about it and told him that we didn't mind if he was gay - he was 100% straight but he had a severe case of homophobia so the joke didn't go down well at all! 
Anyway, back to the thread:
Swallow
Sausage Casserole
