My name is Frank, my partner is Freda, we live in Frankfurt and we sell Frankfurters

My name is Greta, my partner is Graeme, we live in Great Yarmouth and we sell Gorgonzola Cheese

My name is Harold, my partner is Harriet, we live in Horsham and we sell Horses

My name is Iain, my partner is Ilena, we live in Ipswich and we sell Icecubes

My name is James, my partner is Jane, we live in Jedburgh and we sell Jam Doughnuts

My name is Kevin , my partner is Karla,we live in Kidderminster and we sell Krispy Kreme Doughnuts ha ha

My name is Larry, my partner is Lauren, we live in Leatherhead and we sell Leather Jackets

My name is Marie, my partner is Martin, we live in Moldavier and we sell Monkeys

My name is Neil, my partner is Nigella, we live in Newcastle and we sell Newspapers

My name is Orphious, my partner is Oscar, we live in Ostend and we sell Oboes

My name is Peter, my partner is Paula, we live in Peterborough and we sell Peat

My name is Quenton, my partener is Quinna, we live in Queensland and we sell  Quinine Drinks

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Awwwww now im intrigued,,,what did you write Malacandran???.

My name is Roger, my partner is Rita, we live in Ramsgate and we sell Rabbits

My name is Samantha, my partner is Saul ,we live in Shropshire and we sell Sattelite Dishes

My name is Thomas, my partner is Tina, we live in Tolworth and we sell Terrapins

My name is Unwin, my partner is Ursula, we live in Uganda and we sell Underwear

My name is Victor, my partner is Victoria, we live in Vauxhall and we sell Vauxhalls

My name is William,my partner is Wanda, we live in Wandsworth and we sell Windmills