Pops in with a wave for Jo

Hi jo...been there - done that.

When the mother-in-law from hell ( MILF ) died...no will, just my OH & his sister.

Crikey moses...that sister stole, diddled & forged...I actually felt quite sorry for OH ( although I can't stand him )

families tsk

Hello Jo...do you remember me? I'm the daft coo around here...

hands Jo a cake and offers her a sit down......would you like some of Twishy's chocklit?

Oi CB...does twishy know that you're offering her choklit to peeps ?

I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when she pops in...

Hi Jo - never thought you were "moaning" at all - missed your messages and news, but I am over the moon to see you posting on here again.  This year has been a tad difficult - will send you a quick message rather than bore everyone on here. Take care x 

well thankyou Jo, oh by the way there's a new muffin recipe about in our house.

make your muffins using the rind of two lemons in your mix. Combine the juice of one of the lemons and enough icing sugar to make a paste. When the muffins come out of the oven, use a pastry brush and brush the paste onto the muffins, do this over and over until you use up most of the paste. Sprinkle them with demerera sugar to make a crunch....there ya go lemon drizzle muffins, they're fab....they keep for about 3 days and even if they go a little stale they're great with custard!

Hi CB, sat here drooling at the thought of lemon drizzle muffins .

Found you all again,

Hi phizz...where have you been hiding?

It's lovely to hear from you again

I just seem to lose the way here !       it was SO easy before the changes..........being a numpty doesn`t help either.

yooo hoooo phizz...if I managed to get on here and get myself a file full of smileys to use on here, then I'm sure others can, I haven't got a clue with all this techy stuff.

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@captainbovine wrote:

would you like some of Twishy's chocklit?

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You'd better sleep with one eye open Capt..........

will these pacify ya?

nope? thought not....off to look for a metre of chocklit......

sending man round with kitkat....will that do? will ya stop sending round the heavies now???????

Can i have the man????, he looks jolly awwww.

I work with a guy who looks like him....

shall I have him washed and stripped and sent to your tent?

CAPTAIN i will be ready with my WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!...... Im not a maneater really im only jokin.  I will throw his luggage and him out when i have had enough or if he upsets me  LOL.

Hi Jo - sent you a message - hope you are OK

well rose, he's a handful so maybe you should keep the whip handy!!!!!

I think Twishy is still munching her way through that kitkat, she's gone quiet. I've just eaten 5 choccy brazils...oooh I'm a bad bad girl, but I love 'em. That's my norty treat over with for this week.